Hi, I'm 19, and my name is Anna!
"Big things come in small packages, like diamonds and dynamite."
-Florence Squillacote (my grandmother)
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
I had a dream last night where in the backstory of the dream universe me and one of my friends who I had a crush on in high school were having sex and we were hanging out with some friends and I accidentally called him sir just in like random conversation and my friends made fun of us a little but it was no big deal but then one of my friends told me that I had done that in front of her father and it was incredibly embarrassing omg so basically I think this is hilarious
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
professor: it should be polyerosy
How is it possible that I hate myself both for eating and for not eating?