Hi, I'm 18, and my name is Anna!
"Big things come in small packages, like diamonds and dynamite."
-Florence Squillacote (my grandmother)
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
Okay kids, I’ll be back on later this evening but after that its good bye until Easter! I might be back occasionally on Sundays but not much. I’m hoping I’ll be able to be more productive (although I’m probably kidding myself) good bye tumblr, hello lent!