Hi, I'm 18, and my name is Anna!

"Big things come in small packages, like diamonds and dynamite."
-Florence Squillacote (my grandmother)

 

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

pizzajohn:

pizza:

fishingboatproceeds:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.

Thanks, John. I love you too.

I’m so glad my parents still get along.

Health Concerns for Bi Women

nonmono-perspective:

Some things to consider/talk about for Bisexual Health Awareness Month:

  • Forty-five percent of bisexual women have considered or attempted suicide.
  • Bisexual women are twice as likely to have an eating disorder than lesbians.
  • Bisexual women have the lowest…

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

(Source: youtube.com)

Okay kids, I’ll be back on later this evening but after that its good bye until Easter! I might be back occasionally on Sundays but not much. I’m hoping I’ll be able to be more productive (although I’m probably kidding myself) good bye tumblr, hello lent!